You’ve been on Instagram with all those cool pics yet no one is liking them…therefore, it may be time to face the truth and admit if you are…
1. The person who has apparently never been outside before.
2. Or the person who wants to tell you what it’s like outside — by posting a screenshot of a weather app.
3. The person who is just so motivated. Do you know how motivated they are? Because they’re really motivated.
4. Or the person who understands life as a series of memes.
5. The person who really wants everyone to know they’re at the gym. Taking selfies.
6. The person who is in the middle of a super-healthy diet. (Hint: Healthy food usually isn’t very fun to look at.)
7. The person who posts way too many videos. Usually of weird stuff.
8. The hashtag fanatic (whose hashtags rarely make any sense).
9. Or the person who tags #foodporn on a selfie, for some reason.
10. The person who posts (really bad) pictures of food, then has the audacity to claim it’s #foodporn.
