April 20th, 4/20, has become a counterculture holiday in North America, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis. Some events have a political nature to them, advocating for the legalization of cannabis.
The keep calm vegetarian day, the one day, cannabis gets hyped (but chini ya waba uku Kenya) the one day that all Rastafarians, hippies and ganja heads come together in celebration of the hemp!!
In the spirit of 4/20, we talked to different students in various uni’s and we have come up with the different types of stoners you shall meet out there. It is interesting to note that not only humans are different and unique, but stoners too react differently to the herb;
1. THE COACH
This guy knows all about the kush. He can differentiate the cannabis from the indicas (Snoop Dogg wa group). He has a few pointers on how to smoke the weed like dabbing abit of saliva at the end of it to last longer… lol. But listen to the guy, he actually has a few good pointers.
2. THE SUPPLIER
The go to guy. He always has a stash somewhere. This person is mostly always high, in class and even in the library. But remember, it aint good to get high on your own supply men.
3. THE MUNCHIE SEEKER
This stoner only smokes for the munchies. All he wants is to feast after. In most cases, this smoker will get the munchies too fats and will always complain about it after first or second hit.
4. THE PARANOID SMOKER
This person thinks everyone is after them. “Why is everyone staring?” “Why am I laughing so much” “Is the smell getting out” “OMG THINK I’M TOO HIGH” This person requires a chill pill, and what better chill pill than another blunt!!!!
5. THE CREATIVITY SMOKER
The person that believes that anything and everything creative was as a direct result of le KUSH. He or she cannot come up with any good ideas without requesting for a spliff first.
6. THE SECOND HAND SMOKER
This person doesn’t exactly smoke but gets the effects of smoking. He/she will laugh and act up like he/she has smoked but they haven’t felt the actual goodness of holding in the fumes and letting it hit you.
7. THE ‘I DON’T GET HIGH’ GUY
This particular person will always say they don’t feel the effects of the kush but their actions speak otherwise. Dude, you are high……stop forcing that sober look.
8. THE STORYTELLER
This stoner never passes the blunt. They continuously talk aimlessly about “This one time” and “you gotta try this new”. He talks and talks some more while holding on that blunt he’s supposed to pass. You just have to grab the blunt from his hand and go like, “dude …puff puff pass!!!”
9. THE LAZY STONER
This stoner is quite popular. Once he/she has a puff of it, they cannot do anything! They are completely lazy. You can leave them in the same position for over an hour.
10. THE QUITTER
This guy is always quitting. They always promise that this is their last smoke up session however they always find themselves high again. “This is the last time you guy” they keep convincing themselves but it never hold on for long. Just give up on giving up already!!
Whichever type of stoner you are, enjoy your 4/20 to the max.
However, excessive consumption of the herb is dangerous to your mental health.