CAMPAIGNERS WANTED

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(Last Updated On: February 19, 2014)

CampaignersWANTED!WANTED!WANTED!As the saying goes, wonders shall never cease, and neither will humor! When an employer decides to recruit, the ad they put up usually covers all the requirements they want.

Hilarious as it may be, this is an ad that one SONU aspirant put up:

“WAREMBO NA BABU” AUDITIONS…
‪#‎TEAMBABU is looking for the finest and prettiest ladies of UON to form the FEMALE ARMY OF BIGBALLS TEAM…IN total, 100 ladies will be selected from across all tribes, campuses and religions…BENEFITS WILL INCLUDE
1.Ksh.2000 per day for ten days
2.Free WAREMBO NA BABU TSHIRT, Make-up kit etc.
3.Ksh 18,500 voucher to be spent in any salon or SPA at Kenyatta Market
4.Internship opportunities at USAID, KCB & SAFARICOM for those going for long holiday
5.Nomination slots in SONU for those interested..

REQUIREMENTS
1.Inside and/or outside beauty
2.Must be student of UON
3.Must not be shorter than Joshua Arap Sang
4.Must be willing to work for long hours with little or no supervision

5. Big balls is a must
THE TASKS AND DUTIES WILL ONLY BE SPELT OUT TO SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS…IF u are interested in joining WAREMBO NA BABU TEXT your DETAILS to 0711111411….‪#‎bigballskende

BY JOSEPHINE OTIENO

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