You know you have been smoking some good kush when you have been arrested and taken to court for possession of 300grams of weed. This guy in Embu was in court and had pleaded guilty to all charges and was ready to face all the jail time given to him. However he had just one request, he wanted the jugde to read his sentence in the Jamaican Accent, (Patwa English). You must give this guy credit for his confidence. How do you tell a judge to tell you, ‘Watta gwan me say, me a badman………………………….the guy must have been high on some really cheap stuff.

He was later given a fine of 20k or jail time of 3 months. What kind of weed are you smoking? This is a sign you should stop.